Thursday, January 17, 2008

Top 10 Reasons Men Cheat

Okay:

I know you've been dying to know. So here it is...

Top 10 reasons men cheat.

1. He's not ready to commit: You made him. He didn't want to. He just didn't want to lose you. Let the man suggest commitment, ladies. Safer that way.

2. He's weak: He can't turn a woman down. It feels like a missed opportunity to him. Like if someone were giving away money. This weakness will manifest itself in other ugly ways.

3. He's impulsive: He does whatever he wants, whenever he wants. If you've got one of these, he may never change. But he will keep things interesting.

4. He's insecure: The more women he has, the better he feels about himself. One woman is not enough to keep his ego inflated.

5. He has poor judgement: He's just not a good decision-maker. And even when he makes decisions, he never feels good about them. Including his decision to commit to you.

And now the other side...

6. You're stressing him out: Some observant woman has figured out that he is in a stressful relationship and taken advantage of his vulnerability.

7. You're not giving him any: You're a sex rationer. If he screws up, he doesn't get any sex. Again, an observant woman figures this out and takes advantage. Or he goes and seeks it out. Either way, it's kind of your fault.

8. You're bad in bed: You're too reserved. You won't do the things that turn him on. He finds someone who will.

9. You let yourself go: He's no longer attracted to you because you think being in a relationship means you no longer have to pay attention to your appearance. He finds someone who is still trying to catch a man. Remember, men are very visual.

10. You're boring: You think being in a relationship means show's over. It's all about security. Not fun. Again, your fault.

So, I hope this was helpful. Drop a comment if you have questions.


Thanks for reading.

GO OBAMA!

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