Friday, June 20, 2008

Talk Amongst Yourselves

Okay:

A few tangential questions on which to ponder this lovely Friday...

1. In porn orgies, how does the guy with smallest penis feel?

2. Can women with fat asses sit down for longer periods of time without becoming uncomfortable?

3. Am I the only one here who likes big brown areolas?

4. Has anyone else noticed lately that a lot of straight Latin men are getting their eyebrows arched?

5. What's going on with Michelle Obama's jaws?

6. Where's Dick Cheney?

7. Am I the only one here who's glad Bill Cosby finally shut the fuck up?

8. Why is Eddie Murphy coming out with another stupid movie?

9. Why do people still get excited about seeing M. Night Shyamalan movies even though they always end up sucking ass?

10. How come there are so many Filipinos on America's Best Dance Crew?

11. How did Barbara Walters get into television journalism with that speech impediment?

12. Did anyone else notice R. Kelly singing about ice cold lemonade on the Raheem DeVaughn remix?

13. When did we start drinking prescription strength cough syrup?

14. Am I the only dude here who can't wait for Run's youngest daughter to turn 18?

15. Am I the only closet T-Pain fan here?

16. How come at the end of every Sanaa Lathan movie, she ends up literally "running" to catch her man?

17. Am I the only one who, as a child, assumed Grace Jones was a transvestite?

18. Am I the only one who tried to stop watching Seinfeld after the Kramer incident but found that he couldn't really help himself?

19. Did you know that Mason "Ma$e" Betha, in spite of his recent unsuccessful attempt at joining the G-Unit roster and returning to gangsta-club rap, still has a mega-church in Atlanta?

20. Are gas prices so high because we're, like, running out of oil or what?

21. Am I the only one who has considered trading in his car for a moped?

22. Is it me, or are most young male local news reporters gay?


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Factoid: Yesterday my co-workers threw me a big farewell party. There was ice cream and cake and homemade food. Our White Homegirl put it all together. Thanks, sweetie!!!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ok, I liked Lady in Water. I got it. Sixth Sense was dope and Unbreakable was not bad. Signs sucked ass though and the one out now suffered from extremely bad acting and lack of closure. I love Shyamalan's premises though. Very artful.

In response to the question about big butts...big butted women feel ass pain too. The asset of cushioning is felt mostly when fallng on your ass.

Yeay, you got cake!

Mizrepresent said...

Congrats on the party, i guess they really do like you :)

-yeah, i wonder about those fat azzes too! but thanks to Moon for clearing that up for me, i wouldn't know.

-Enjoyed the Sixth Sense, saw Signs, wasn't motivated to see any other.

-@#3, have i got a surprise for you, lol!

-@#4, more than i care to notice.

-@#10 - yep lot's of them and they can dance too!
Have a great weekend!

TJ BROWN said...
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TJ BROWN said...

Big round areola's?
LMAO....

TJ BROWN said...
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TJ BROWN said...

ANd yes as a woman with a big round tabletop ass we DO feel pain while sitting for a long period of time...
just cuz you got extra cushion..dont mean it dont need to be shifted..!

Unknown said...

I thought I was the only one who does not like M. Night Shylamala(that's my name for him) as a director. IMO, the only decent movie he directed was The Sixth Sense. After I saw The Village, I wa so pissed off that I wanted my money back. However, lesson learned and I never bothered to see another one of his movies. I'm so glad I'm not alone on this! lol :)

Akil Nadir said...

moon:

"The Lady in the Water" was dumb and you know it. And I agree about his premises. Great ideas. Bad writing.

And about the booty. It's sad that you all don't get to enjoy your fat asses as much as we do.

mizrepresent:

So tell me more about this surprise.

zack:

Yeah, the local newscaster thing is crazy. Why are so many drawn to that profession?

tj brown:

Tell me more about this tabletop ass.

funkyfreshchick:

I think we're all in agreement for once. M. Night Shyamalan SUCKS ASS.