Okay:
So what are the rules for dirty talk?
It's not exactly something you can have a detailed, frank conversation about beforehand. That kind of defeats the purpose.
It's supposed to be spontaneous, uncensored and, well...dirty.
However, as you may already know, every woman has her limits, and every woman's limits are different.
It came as a surprise to me when I learned how auditory women are, in terms of what may or may not turn them on. On the other hand, it makes perfect sense. They love to talk. They love to hear their own voices. Other people's voices. Your voice.
I think I was in college the first time a woman said something to me, during the throes, that blew my hair back. I'm almost embarrassed to admit it now because it seems so tame in comparison to the shit I've heard since.
We were right in the middle of getting it in when she growled/screamed a passionate, "Fuck me!"
Well, I was certainly taken aback.
I had never heard such a thing. Most of the girls I had been with before then had been relatively silent, save the occasional moan and groan. Young girls, for the most part, just learning their way around, as I was, and not quite comfortable with vocalizing their nasty little desires.
Well, I'm sure I don't have to tell you, her little comment really sent things into hyper drive for me. Then she kept repeating herself over and over again until it finally occurred to me that maybe I should say something. And so I did.
"I am fucking you."
It was the best I could come up with. I was unsure of how far I could take it. Experience has shown me that I probably could have said pretty much anything.
Another time, in college, I was on the receiving end of some hot mouth love. She lifted her head and whispered, "Talk to me."
So I said, "I had one hell of a day. Dr. Davis said the report I handed in last week was riddled with typos...ooooh...but I must have run, like...ooooh...three spelling and grammar checks."
Obviously now I'm a lot less shy, but still cautious. The truth is, there is little that you could say to a woman during sex, along the lines of dirty talk, that would be considered unacceptable. I used to date a woman who wanted me to call her "bitch" and "dirty whore". But they don't all go for that sort of thing.
I have learned that if encouraged, I can get really vocal during sex. But only if I feel like it's adding to the moment. It's not necessarily standard fare. But when I get going, I can really go.
What I really like to do is taunt a woman who made me wait too long for sex. "So, you wanted to make me wait, huh? You shoulda just gave it to me when I asked for it. Now ya gotta pay!"
I don't know why, but that's my favorite line of shit. Invariably she will say, and it NEVER fails, "I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done it. You can have it whenever you want."
"You goddamn right," I say.
It all goes toward my theory of every woman having a secret "whore fantasy". Some women, obviously, embrace it more often than they should. But I think every woman desires to occasionally be hammered like a common street pigeon.
By her husband.
Boyfriend.
Some lucky schmuck.
Not all the time.
Occasionally, mind you.
Thanks for reading.
GOBAMA!
Click here to download the new single: "No Fear" featuring Phonte and Asheru. It includes the Joe D remix, 2 b-sides and video interviews with Cool Cee Brown. FREE FOR A LIMITED TIME.
Confession: I'm actually more interested in what a woman says before sex. If we're already having sex, I'm about as turned on as I'm going to get.
http://www.coolceebrown.blogspot.com
So what are the rules for dirty talk?
It's not exactly something you can have a detailed, frank conversation about beforehand. That kind of defeats the purpose.
It's supposed to be spontaneous, uncensored and, well...dirty.
However, as you may already know, every woman has her limits, and every woman's limits are different.
It came as a surprise to me when I learned how auditory women are, in terms of what may or may not turn them on. On the other hand, it makes perfect sense. They love to talk. They love to hear their own voices. Other people's voices. Your voice.
I think I was in college the first time a woman said something to me, during the throes, that blew my hair back. I'm almost embarrassed to admit it now because it seems so tame in comparison to the shit I've heard since.
We were right in the middle of getting it in when she growled/screamed a passionate, "Fuck me!"
Well, I was certainly taken aback.
I had never heard such a thing. Most of the girls I had been with before then had been relatively silent, save the occasional moan and groan. Young girls, for the most part, just learning their way around, as I was, and not quite comfortable with vocalizing their nasty little desires.
Well, I'm sure I don't have to tell you, her little comment really sent things into hyper drive for me. Then she kept repeating herself over and over again until it finally occurred to me that maybe I should say something. And so I did.
"I am fucking you."
It was the best I could come up with. I was unsure of how far I could take it. Experience has shown me that I probably could have said pretty much anything.
Another time, in college, I was on the receiving end of some hot mouth love. She lifted her head and whispered, "Talk to me."
So I said, "I had one hell of a day. Dr. Davis said the report I handed in last week was riddled with typos...ooooh...but I must have run, like...ooooh...three spelling and grammar checks."
Obviously now I'm a lot less shy, but still cautious. The truth is, there is little that you could say to a woman during sex, along the lines of dirty talk, that would be considered unacceptable. I used to date a woman who wanted me to call her "bitch" and "dirty whore". But they don't all go for that sort of thing.
I have learned that if encouraged, I can get really vocal during sex. But only if I feel like it's adding to the moment. It's not necessarily standard fare. But when I get going, I can really go.
What I really like to do is taunt a woman who made me wait too long for sex. "So, you wanted to make me wait, huh? You shoulda just gave it to me when I asked for it. Now ya gotta pay!"
I don't know why, but that's my favorite line of shit. Invariably she will say, and it NEVER fails, "I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done it. You can have it whenever you want."
"You goddamn right," I say.
It all goes toward my theory of every woman having a secret "whore fantasy". Some women, obviously, embrace it more often than they should. But I think every woman desires to occasionally be hammered like a common street pigeon.
By her husband.
Boyfriend.
Some lucky schmuck.
Not all the time.
Occasionally, mind you.
Thanks for reading.
GOBAMA!
Click here to download the new single: "No Fear" featuring Phonte and Asheru. It includes the Joe D remix, 2 b-sides and video interviews with Cool Cee Brown. FREE FOR A LIMITED TIME.
Confession: I'm actually more interested in what a woman says before sex. If we're already having sex, I'm about as turned on as I'm going to get.
http://www.coolceebrown.blogspot.com
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