The Mack Is Back

Okay:

Great, fantastic news.

She called.

The mack is back.

For a second there, I thought I was slipping. But, apparently, I made some kind of impression on her as well.

For those of you who read my blog sporadically, a brief recap of last week's events. Like the first five minutes of a Season Premier.

Memorial Day Weekend, I met a woman at a cookout who matched, at least at first glance, most of my criteria for consideration of serious and exclusive dating. She gave me her number, I called her a few times, but I never heard back from her.

Then I wrote a week's worth of sexually charged blogs to make myself feel better.

Then I got over it.

Then she called.

I should have seen this coming.

Not because I'm so damned charming. But because it's so goddamned predictable. The big question now, however, is whether or not this is going anywhere. I'll be honest. Notwithstanding the limited amount of communication we have had to date, I have yet to find anything disturbing or obnoxious about this woman. She doesn't even have kids!!!

Usually I can size a woman up fairly quickly and make some sort of cursory judgement about whether or not she's someone I can take seriously. There's ALWAYS something.

Maybe she's too promiscuous.

Maybe she's too talkative.

Too shallow.

Too uptight.

Too cocky.

Too tall.

Too fat.

Too skinny.

Too dumb.

Too Christian.

Too many fucking kids.

Too whatever the hell. The point is, me not having found something to judge her on puts me at a strategic disadvantage. But I guess this is symptomatic of a larger issue.

If I were enough of a sucker to visit a therapist, he'd probably tell me that I choose women that I know I have no future with so that I don't have to confront my own issues, which would be magnified within the context of a serious relationship. He'd tell me that I choose women with painfully obvious flaws so that I can feel better about my own shortcomings, which are hidden a bit deeper below the surface. Then I would tell him to go fuck himself and give me my money back because therapy is dumb and I already knew all that stuff.

So, I suppose I'll just have to ride this one out and see what happens.

But the suspense is killing me, you know.

See, the good thing about shallow, promiscuous women is that there are generally no surprises. Which I must admit, is getting a little boring. I guess I could use a little excitement around here.

But maybe I'm looking at this all wrong. Maybe she'll end up being the jump off of all jump offs. Wouldn't that be crazy?

We'll see.

I'll be sure to keep you posted on the developments and whatnot.


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