And The Winner Is...

Okay:

And the winner is...



My man pulled it off and I couldn't be more happy about something I had relatively no control over.

The preliminaries are over, and now, the main event.

Obama vs. McCain.

He survived Reverend Wright. But what kind of dirt is the GOP going to dig up during the next six months?

Maybe he's got a baby stashed away somewhere.

Jesse did.

Cosby did.

Let's hope Barack's got more control over his penis than the average black man of prominence.

Maybe he misappropriated some funds somewhere.

Remember Congressman Whatshisname that had 90 grand in his office freezer?

Maybe there's a picture of him somewhere standing next to a black radical or an Islamic fundamentalist.

Maybe he's got herpes.

Maybe he'll lose that trademark cool of his at a press conference and blurt out, "Will you fucking crackers come off it already? I am not a fucking Muslim!...Not that there's anything wrong with that."

Maybe Michelle is the one who'll get buck somewhere.

Some little, blond co-ed might ask her, "So what's it like being married to that fine hunk of man?"

To which she might reply, "Excuse me, bitch?"



Then there's the VP ticket to consider.

What to do, o, what to do?

Apparently, Hillary has made it clear that she is more than willing to get on the infamous Superticket with the DNC's golden-brown boy.

Although Obama/Clinton sounds like a sure winner to me, a lot of older people I talk to seem to think that it wouldn't do either of them any good.

I hear, "Obama needs to put a white boy on that ticket. Edwards maybe."

"Michelle will never let that bitch in her house."

"The Clintons are trouble."

"When a black man and a white woman spend a lot of time around each other, it's difficult to not imagine that they're fucking."

Still, I'm of the mind that the Superticket is the way to go. Hillary won the popular vote. All her supporters who swore to vote for McCain if she lost would be appeased. It would unify the party.



I don't see how he could justify not picking her.

And something tells me that she wouldn't have publicly entertained the notion if the promise had not already been made.

But I'm no Chris Matthews. I barely know what I'm talking about.

In January I told everyone at the bar that Edwards was going to win.

"Barack and Hillary are just for pretty. To get things riled up. The Party will eventually come to their senses. Edwards is the cleanest white boy in the crew. He looks the part and he's not a complete moron. That's good enough for America.

"McCain's too old and ugly. Giuliani's a sleazebag. Romney's a fucking Mormon. Half the country thinks they're a cult. Huckabee, even with that ridiculous name, is the obvious choice.

"Mark my words. This summer: Edwards/Obama vs. Huckabee/Giuliani. Who wants to put some money on it?"


Well.


The suspense is killing me. But I think it's going to be clear relatively early which way the country is leaning. By the time we get good into the summer, we'll know.

Unfortunately, for those of us who make between 30 and 100 grand a year, it's not going to make much difference.


Thanks for reading.

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